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This post has been making the rounds on the intertubes, the version we’re translating comes from Anti-CNN. It’s a satirical guide for prospective Fifty Cents Party members on the many methods they can use to respond to criticism:
Translation
Comment: This chicken egg tastes disgusting.
Response: The duck egg next door is even worse tasting, how could you [...]

I apologize for stepping on Max R.’s most recent translation, which is here and which everyone should read.
But I would be remiss if I didn’t point you in the direction of this post on Youku Buzz, and this machinima film, called War of Internet Addiction. That link goes to Youku, but viewers outside China can [...]

This forum post on Anti-CNN asks the question of netizens: “Without the Great Firewall, would China be able to occupy the battlefield of the Western public discourse?” Here is a sampling of some of the responses by Chinese netizens:
NO IT CANNOT.
1) China lacks language skills. You should know most people only study foreign languages to [...]

By popular demand, we continue our translation of this post by Zhao Weilu. Click here for Part 1. In the post, Zhao Weilu is listing thing Chinese internet “patriots” often do that he finds both widespread and annoying.
Translation Part 2

Talking about “the motherland/mother says…”
Talking about “Five thousand years of civilization…”
Saying “Patriotism is opposing the West”
Talking [...]